To be fair...

I live in Denver - Stapleton to be precise. I grew up in South Florida but spent my formative years (18-29) in Chicago. I'm a lawyer and a mom to Lila, born in September, 2011. Bella and Beans are my dogs and my sunshine. I like CrossFit, yoga, reading, and Civilization V.

Also, I popped into the Apple Store to check out the new iPhones. The 6 plus is a two handed device for anyone but the biggest of dudes. No thank you.

Most Denver Experience Ever

I was just walking through the Cherry Creek Nordstrom and there were 2 people in the jewelry department tripping fucking balls staring at the jewelry in wonder.

hangover, I don’t know if you can tell from this picture, but that is also the cut of Lila’s preschool uniform. She describes it as “very, very princessy” which is the highest compliment she can bestow.

hangover, I don’t know if you can tell from this picture, but that is also the cut of Lila’s preschool uniform. She describes it as “very, very princessy” which is the highest compliment she can bestow.

I feel depressed about going to bed because I know that as soon as I fall asleep PJ is going to wake up.

Don’t have babies, kids.

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Lauren Conrad gave InStyle a tour of her Beverly Hills penthouse. And of course, the closet is just as gorgeous as you would imagine.

Jesus. I wonder what Stee-vuhn is up to.

Send help

I’m on my third episode of Pretty Little
Liars with a baby on top of me.

one-bite-at-a-time¬†replied to your¬†post:Won’t somebody think of the children?

They are fucking horrible and on every single channel, it seems.

I am glad I am not the only one who thinks this. They’re on Bravo for fuck’s sake. I watch Housewives and Below Deck to unwind burn my brain cells, not to be scared shitless by a commercial.

P and I had a whole discussion after the commercial (during which I covered my head and hummed loudly) about how much someone would have to pay us to see the actual movie. He started at, “I would’t see that for a million dollars,” and eventually admitted he’d probably see it for “$50 plus an all you can eat shrimp fest dinner from Red Lobster.” (? We have never eaten at Red Lobster since we started dating 9 years ago, so IDEK.) I set my minimum at $5,000. Not even kidding. I hate scary movies.

Won’t somebody think of the children?

Last night, Lila expressed some interest in watching the Bears game, but it turned out she was too tired so we put her to bed instead. Good thing, too, because within the first 10 fucking minutes of the game (before 7pm mountain and 6 pm Pacific) there was a terrifying commercial for that horror movie with the dolls. I think it’s called Annabelle? I would personally prefer they never show those commercials because they scare the crap out of me, but I feel like any kids watching would have never slept again.

Aw. P and Lila do this exact thing, except on the cheaply-carpeted floor of our 1800 square foot house instead of on the manicured lawn of a tropical estate.