To be fair...

I live in Denver - Stapleton to be precise. I grew up in South Florida but spent my formative years (18-29) in Chicago. I'm a lawyer and a mom to Lila, born in September, 2011. Bella and Beans are my dogs and my sunshine. I like CrossFit, yoga, reading, and Civilization V.

He’s here! PJ, aka Paul James. Born 7/29/14 at 10:08 AM. 7 lbs 11 oz and 21 inches long. Everyone is doing great.

He’s here! PJ, aka Paul James. Born 7/29/14 at 10:08 AM. 7 lbs 11 oz and 21 inches long. Everyone is doing great.

Soooo

I just had a baby. Through my Hoo-ha this time! Pictures to follow.

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Sometimes I have the horrible realization that I live in a world where David Bowie will die.

You shut your mouth. I’m having enough trouble living in a world where JayZ and Beyonce are allowed to get divorced.

Perfect

I am still having contractions, albeit still irregular and not too painful, and Lila has come down with a stomach bug. A very fast moving stomach bug, by the looks of it. She was fine this morning and has succumbed to a fever and vomiting quite suddenly.

Blerg

I thought I was having a nice little Friday afternoon until my boss called and basically graded my edits on something I reviewed. I got like. B-. I really pray this isn’t the last thing I do before I go out on leave.

Sigh.

I guess I should time these fuckers.

How am I the only 38 week pregnant lady who has absolutely no interest in going into labor? I need another week!!! At least!!! You know how when women are overdue they joke, “This kid is going to come out a toddler!” Let’s wait for that to happen, kay?

Also, P and I were whining about having a newborn last night. I was like, “you know what? I don’t think  it’s too late to give this kid up for adoption. Between your height and my academic pedigree, I really think we could finagle a lot of black market cash. Pay off your student loans and all credit card debt…Oh! And we have blue eyes! Rich assholes love that shit!”

So that’s where we’re at, maturity and readiness for baby-wise.