To be fair...

I live in Denver - Stapleton to be precise. I grew up in South Florida but spent my formative years (18-29) in Chicago. I'm a lawyer and a mom to Lila, born in September, 2011. Bella and Beans are my dogs and my sunshine. I like CrossFit, yoga, reading, and Civilization V.

To Do List for Today

Buy PJ pants because he doesn’t own any and we’re going to Aspen this weekend where it’s chilly (and where the beer flows like wine).

Put some food in our empty fridge.

princeowl:

micheledesanta:

princeowl:

a message to people who sleep with clothes on: love yourself

i’m gonna be the winner here when a fire breaks out and i don’t have to run outside and greet the neighbors with my titties out

a lifetime of sweatless nights is worth one loose titty fire escape 

I hate the feeling of one leg touching the other. Not only do I always sleep on clothes, I also typically like to wear a shelf bra cami so my boobs aren’t too free.

Is anyone else turning into a Republican from all the Democratic fundraising emails lately? Or worse yet, a Libertarian?

To be honest, I haven’t opened a single one. I just know I seem to be getting 10 or more daily.

What Up With That sketches available on Yahoo! Screen »

unicornery:

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  1. October 17, 2009 Gerard Butler (James Franco)
  2. November 21, 2009 Joseph Gordon-Levitt (Al Gore, Mindy Kaling)
  3. December 19, 2009 James Franco (Mike Tyson, Jack McBrayer)
  4. March 6, 2010 Zach Galifianakis (Paul Rudd, Frank Rich)
  5. October 2, 2010 Bryan…

Relevant to my interests. This may be the only SNL skit of the last 10 years I’ve found funny, and I find it absolutely hilarious.

Ugggggghhhhh

Phish weekend near my house has begun. I can hear them. It’s 10:15! Pipe down!

(It’s several miles from my home. It’s inexplicable how we can hear the concert so clearly. It’s like it’s happening next door. Also, the sound travel mysteriously only happens with Phish, not with other concerts or sporting events.)

Ruby Tuesday

I was just checking out at Whole Foods at 9:30 am, which is an uncharacteristically mellow time to shop at Whole Foods. (We go there a lot because it’s the best place to get all the different dairy free items for Lila.) As I was checking out, Ruby Tuesday came on the overhead, and it basically turned into the Tiny Dancer scene in Almost Famous. Everyone, employees and customers, started humming along. By the second chorus, everyone was just full on singing. Including me. It was weird.

I was really proud that I just took a nap, because I’m exhausted and I suck at napping. Then I went to rewind this episode of Pretty Little Liars to the point when I fell asleep and learned that it was apparently a 12 minute nap. Womp womp.